Dumbbells Just Got Smarter
"Physical fitness is the basis for all other forms of excellence. - John F. Kennedy
Excellence begins at home, with the habits that construct our lives. How many trips do you have to make to carry the groceries in from the car? 3, 4, 5?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Ten out of ten people agree, that if they could change one thing about their life, it would be to carry all the groceries in one trip. Single trip porters (S.T.P.) increase our life satisfaction by 100%. What's the secret to the success of our beloved S.T.P.s? They draw their guns with Fringe Sport dumbbells.
Fringe Benefits
Our rubber coated hex dumbbells feature what Fringe Sport is famous for in all our products- unbeatable durability. Fans have come to expect masochistic equipment from us, and we haven't failed to deliver with our dumbbells.
And with the durability??We put our money where our dumbbells are! How?!?
Our dumbbells have a BEST IN THE BUSINESS 2 YEAR WARRANTY!
You read that right - TWO YEARS! We've got you covered if anything happens!
Our dumbbells absorb such a mind-boggling number of high impacts that they make crash test dummies blush, distinguishing them as the toughest on the market. They're designed to resist cracking and fading while guarding against damage to flooring and equipment. The only thing more rock solid and resistant to erosion than our dumbbells is Stonehenge.
Plus, you'll be toasting to these dumbbells with a nice chianti. When you drop them, it will be the silence of the slams, instead of startling neighbors with quasi-car crashes. In fact, you may not ever drop them once you feel the snug grip and comfy center knurl in your palm. The fit of the ergonomic design in your hand feels like a congratulatory, job well-done handshake from your grandfather.
The 6-sided, anti-roll design, encased in virgin rubber, with a steel chrome handle, makes for a stylish and handsome design. Made from solid cast iron, the heads fasten securely with a unique pin mechanism that prevents loosening and spinning. The dreamy low maintenance aspect of the dumbbells will make for your best gym partner ever.
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Dumbbell training started with the ancient Greeks and has never stopped for a reason. Our dumbbells won't be Greek to you though. The ease of ascending and descending on the weight ladder works for everyone. Our dumbbells substitute well for most barbell exercises and offer added functionality for unilateral arm exercises and explosive compound exercises.
Meanwhile, when the sun's out and your guns are out, you'll impress your life partner with your improved performance and physique. Now that you're S.T.P. status, you'll be more rock n' roll than Stone Temple Pilots when you're carrying all the groceries in one trip or hoisting that Xmas tree up on the roof of your car with ease. Not all heroes wear capes.
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