Lifting Can Be Scary Fun
Outfitting your gym is a personal, exhausting, never-ending process.
The bunches of benches to sort through. The bumper crop of bumper plates. The stacks of squat racks.
Making the right choice seems to take forever. And you're always looking at other people's gyms, secretly wondering if they have something better than you.
Then one day when you're scrolling through gear, you come to a dead stop.
A ray of sunshine breaks through the clouds to shine directly on your computer screen.
You hear angels singing in the background.
Flowers begin to bloom and butterflies are everywhere!
You have found the one special piece of gear that will make you the envy of all your friends and neighbors by having it in the gym!
Hell's Bells Kettlebells
These uniquely designed, scarier than missing the "hot doughnuts now" sign kettlebells are the perfect equipment to dress up your gym.
These not-quite-handsome, but absolutely distinguished looking kettlebells are hand painted so each one has a unique look made for just them. Soon you'll begin to view them as your own special pets, naming them and treating them like friends.
But - if you start talking to them (and they answer you back) - we don't want to know!
Made of solid cast iron, and coated in black powder coat under the hand painted makeup, these kettlebells can withstand any swings, lifts, stands, dances, twirls or any other workout choices you make.
One great feature of these kettlebells? They're all the same size, no matter what weight they are! Is it magic? Voodoo? A Harry Potter spell? Nope - they have a milled center. This means we've made the kettlebells the same size, but milled the center to the proper weight and plugged it so every scary skull feels the same in your hand, whether you're gripping 26 pounds or 71 pounds!
The sturdy handles have a solid natural grip that holds chalk well and won't slip even when you're "sweatin' to the oldies!" And the handle diameter is just perfect for using two hands for all your lifting!
And we saved the best part for last! No, these kettlebells don't magically make the gains happen (although the fun you'll have will feel like magic!). These kettlebells definitely have the perfectly flat bottom so there's no tipping or rolling when you sit them down! And that's not all!
They ALSO have TWO (2) specially contoured flat parts on the back of the kettlebell!! What does this mean?? It means when you're doing overhead lifts or snatches or even cleans and presses - it will reduce the friction and discomfort and keep your head, shoulders and back from getting scratched in the wrong way!
We do want to note these are a group of hard-fighting, hard-working, pre-battle 'bells. We know how it can feel to get a shiny, new piece of equipment. You're almost afraid to use it because you worry you'll mess it up. These disfigured demons come to you with battle scars so you can see their determination to help you get your best gainz. And you don't have to worry about causing any damage - you know they are there to WORK - and to he** with the scars!
You need these distinctive and unusual kettlebells in your gym to make your heart pound, make you sweat and give you a scary good workout for years and years to come!
Hell's Bell Kettlebell - weight depends on choice
12kg/26lbs (teal); 16kg/36lbs (red); 20kg/44lbs (yellow); 24kg/53lbs (blue); 32kg/71lbs (purple).
Solid as a granite mountain cast iron, with black powder coat to withstand any abusive workout.
Each kettlebell hand painted with acrylic face paint to highlight their personal features and frightening good looks,
1.25 inches (same on all kettlebells to make changing sizes easy!)
11.5 inches (kettlebells are all the same size, so they can line up like proper little gargoyles in your gym)
6.75 inches x 6.5 inches
Distance between handle and skull
2.88 inches (plenty of room for 2 handed lifts!)
molded into the backside of the kettlebell - which helps make choosing the right size on the fly quick and easy with the color coding and sizes!
Lifetime warranty from product defects. Issues with the powder coating or the unique face paint are cosmetic, and not covered under the warranty.