Hell's 'Bells: Premium Kettlebells
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By: Fringe Sport
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."- Marcus Aurelius
Now that you've graduated from brain busting courses in school to crushing fitness courses in your gym, our legion of demons, a.ka. Hell's Bells reminds you daily to not let death scare you but to fear not living up to your potential.
As you lift, press and swing the kettlebell, your new totem will become a testament to your increased strength and unwavering discipline. You'll kick life in the butt with such ferocity that death quivers at the thought of you.
Each kettlebell represents a demon that symbolizes one of the 7 deadly sins: Lucifer (pride), Satan (wrath), Abaddon (sloth), Mammon (greed), and Belphegor (gluttony).
You might ask why Beelzebub (envy) and Asmodeus (lust) aren't included. If we didn't envy someone's body, and maybe lust for another one, what would keep us training?
Level up your moxie Texas style. One hundred years ago, Texas tough meant tobacco spit and coffin nails. Now grit comes in the form of demon kettlebells. Saddle up and don't let anything ever be the nail in your coffin.
Allow us to help you let all hell break loose. Here's why you'll be lifting our Hell's Bells high to the sky. Like Carl Jung wisely noted, "No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell."