The warehouse is quiet and still in the hush
The balls are not bouncing, the barbells are still
The plates are just waiting with time to kill
Suddenly there’s light in the back of the aisle
A shadow creeps quietly and shows a small smile
He slowly walks through the warehouse with glee
Stopping to gaze at so much to see
He chooses a kettlebell, then selects a wall ball
He looks through the squat racks, wanting them all.
He ruffles the strength bands, grabbing a few
And finds all the savage plates shiny and new
A sweet golden Midas is tested and then
He tries out a Bomba - what a win/win.
He picks out some speed ropes and a dumbbell or two
Grabs the foam plyo and thinks that he’s through.
Finding the sandbags, he loads up with those
And looking around, he touches his nose
Slipping out of the warehouse in the blink of an eye
Eyes twinkle with happiness, cheeks dimple and smile
And quickly he walks back to the end of the aisle
He holds on to his gear and rises into the sky
Before you say Rudolph he loads up the sleigh
Cracks reigns with a snap & says “be on the way”
Lifting off the roof lighter than air
He heads back north with all of his gear
With a quick “ho ho ho” he waves in the night
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a swole night.”
TO ALL OUR FRINGE FAM
FROM THE TEAM HERE AT FRINGE SPORT!